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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 January 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 125
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22602) - you deserved it (61778)

On 01/08/2013 at 2:58pm - love - by anonymous001 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, during our wedding, my wife tried to dodge The Kiss. FML

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