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  • Town/Country : Ottawa, Canada
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 January 1991 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 70
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML

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Today, during our wedding, my wife tried to dodge The Kiss. FML

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