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checkersonsocks
  • Town/Country : Orlando, FLorida
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 March 1986 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 153
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I found that when a hot girl asks you whether you have a girlfriend, saying, "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" is not the best way to proceed. FML

#18442495
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On 12/06/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML

#18378086
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24819) - you deserved it (1605)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I'm on holiday with my boyfriend. Going through Chinese customs, an officer pulled us aside, removed a suspicious metal object from my boyfriend's luggage and called six other officers to have a look. It was a kinky pair of handcuffs. FML

#18235563
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19113) - you deserved it (4281)

On 11/13/2011 at 7:46am - love - by notthatkinkyanyway - China (Beijing)

Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML

#18022495
160 comments

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On 10/19/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by lolilovemyboyfriend (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I kept finding ants crawling all over my face. After a while, I realized that they were all coming from my beard. I have had a population of ants living in my beard. FML

#14373972
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8631) - you deserved it (39057)

On 12/28/2010 at 9:13pm - health - by ewicsmelly (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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