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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 January 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 152
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today,hile at work taking notes on a pad of paper, mah boss witnessed me trying to scroll down on the paper, as if it was a touch-screen phone. FML

#20190845
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On 12/04/2012 at 12:16pm - work - by mdg (man) - United States (Connecticut)

todayhile I was at a urinal, a man came up to use the one next to me. He then said, ( I guess this ishere all the dicks hang out. ) He then stared at me until I left. FML

#20190054
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On 12/03/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by reedcarter -

today I was slapped acros the face by a grl in the waiting room at the dentist's office!! She thought I was taking a picture of her breast with mah phone!! I was smilinghile reading other people's FMLs!! FML

#20189568
153 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 3:35pm - misc - by karmamaybe - United States (South Dakota)

today mah mom hung her new "Christmas Clock" on the wall. It plays a different Christmas carol every hour , on the hour. It's only December 2nd and I'm already starting to understand y suicide rates sky rocket this time of year. FML

#20188746
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On 12/02/2012 at 11:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

today my dad groundd me 4 two weeks 4 profusely swearing at my misbehaving laptop. After some arguing he actually acceptd my half-joking offer to play a game of CoD over it. His condition was that if I lost my grounding period would double. We playd. He kickd my ass. FML

#20185812
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On 11/30/2012 at 8:28pm - misc - by goodbye cruel world (man) - United States (California)

Today, as part of my job as a swimming instructor, I ad to elp a teenage boy learn ow to float. Tis involves supporting te person's back as tey try to float. His boner stood straigt up. FML

#20185787
118 comments

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On 11/30/2012 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by julia (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of looool very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung mah leg over the stool, an through no fault of mah own, sat on mah own balls. I quickly got thrown out fir "harassing the ladies." FML

#20185753
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On 11/30/2012 at 7:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that the comforting, unique scent of my mother in my childhood was actually the smell of the marijuana she smokes . FML

#20184714
204 comments

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On 11/29/2012 at 10:35pm - misc - by childhoodupinsmoke (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was going to give baby daughter an empty Pringles tin to play with on the floor. I saw some crumbs at the bottom, so I emptied the can in mouth before I gave it to her. I crunched hard an spat them out, realizing boyfriend had just cut his toenails into the can. FML

#20184636
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On 11/29/2012 at 10:00pm - misc - by lizzard0416 - Canada (Alberta)

Today , drunk at a party , I leaned through a window to throw up . I was outside . FML

#20182175
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8821) - you deserved it (28596) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/28/2012 at 1:20am - health - by kise - Sent from mobile version



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