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Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (270011) - you deserved it (17585)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was struggling through an exam and the hot girl next to me seemed to be flying through the questions. So I cheated off her. When we finished I asked her to lunch. She said "No, I just rushed through the exam so I can go fuck my boyfriend." I got shutdown and probably failed an exam. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9399) - you deserved it (83128)

On 04/15/2009 at 7:30pm - misc - by ananomoose - United States (Vermont)



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