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Today, I was woken up looool by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML

#20124963
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33576) - you deserved it (2778)

On 10/20/2012 at 4:42am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

TODAY MY FRIEND'S KID CHASED ME WITH A RUSTY SHARP TENT PEG AND THREATENED TO KILL ME. WHEN I FINALLY GOT HIM TO CALM DOWN HE RAN OFF TO HIS ROOM. LATER I FOUND THE TENT PEG UNDER HIS PILLOW WITH A NOTE THAT SAID MY NAME. MY FRIEND THINKS IT'S HILARIOUS. I AM STAYING HERE 4 A WEEK. FML

#19046933
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27234) - you deserved it (2055)

On 02/11/2012 at 8:41am - kids - by FuckLife (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

TODAY MY FRIEND'S KID CHASED ME WITH A RUSTY SHARP TENT PEG AND THREATENED TO KILL ME. WHEN I FINALLY GOT HIM TO CALM DOWN HE RAN OFF TO HIS ROOM. LATER I FOUND THE TENT PEG UNDER HIS PILLOW WITH A NOTE THAT SAID MY NAME. MY FRIEND THINKS IT'S HILARIOUS. I AM STAYING HERE 4 A WEEK. FML

#19046933
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27234) - you deserved it (2055)

On 02/11/2012 at 8:41am - kids - by FuckLife (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I met my son for the first time since I had to put him up for adoption over two decades ago. I wanted to make amends an get to know him. Instead, all I got to know was how well he can throw a punch. FML

#18799303
345 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20986) - you deserved it (52388)

On 01/13/2012 at 8:38pm - kids - by me (man) - United States (New York)

Today , mah daughter brought her new boyfriend over fir dinner. I realize now y she said we would get along great: we graduated high school together. FML

#18689614
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43878) - you deserved it (3181)

On 01/02/2012 at 8:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found out wife has been bribing daughter to keep quiet about her affair with boss. That would explain the iPhone 4S, the $500 shoes, the $200 purse, and the professional $300 haircut. They told me it was because she had straight A's. FML

#18302011
210 comments

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On 11/20/2011 at 9:05pm - kids - by brokeandalone (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. His response? "It's not like I looool liked it." FML

#18180639
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36579) - you deserved it (3425)

On 11/06/2011 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by Cat - United States (Arkansas)

Today , after spending 6 monts an $15,000 on lawyer fees at my 13 year old son's request , is abusive , alcoolic fater no longer as any legal rigt to see im. How did my son repay me? He ran away to live wit is fater te very first time I told im e couldn't ave friends sleep over. FML

#17057009
206 comments

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On 07/10/2011 at 8:01pm - kids - by tomcat69 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, Mah 15 Year Old Grlfriend Called To Tell Me She Is Pregnant. Her Dad Is Ex-military, And Makes A Point Of Cleaning His Guns Every Time I Go To Her House. FML

#17010843
711 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18727) - you deserved it (95397)

On 07/07/2011 at 3:43am - kids - by shit - United States

Today... I awakend from mah peaceful slumber in a great mood. I walkd into mah closet... ready to pick out an outfit fir the day... to fine mah two year old daughter... kneeling on the floor with a pair of scissors in her hand... cutting up mah wedding dress - mah wedding is tomorrow. FML

#5019794
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63323) - you deserved it (12699)

On 09/03/2009 at 1:05pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today... I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is... until I recieved a text message from my little sister next door reading ( If she is making that much noise... she is probably faking it...Trust me... I know. ) FML

#4329775
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65763) - you deserved it (11994)

On 08/06/2009 at 6:05am - intimacy - by OhFseriously123 (man) - Italy (Lombardia)

TODAY, I WAS AT A BAR WITH MY FRIENDS FOR MY 19TH BIRTHDAY WHEN I SAW MY DAD GRINDING SOME CHICK THAT WAS NOT MY MOM. I CONFRONTD HIM AN TOLD HIM I WAS TELLING MOM. HE THEN POINTD ACROSS THE BAR TO MY MOM WITH ANOTHER MAN. I JUST FOUND OUT MY PARENTS R SWINGERS. FML

#4254409
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69064) - you deserved it (5073)

On 08/03/2009 at 12:33pm - intimacy - by myparentsarehoes (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I woke up from a night of crazy drunken sex with a guy I had met at a friends 23rd birthday party. The lights had been offhen we had stumbled in to his house the night before. When I opened mah eyes today, the first thing I saw was his family picture, complete with his wife and son. FML

#4203827
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17937) - you deserved it (59403)

On 08/01/2009 at 9:44am - intimacy - by homewrecker (woman) - United States (Texas)



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