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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Today, I went on a blind date. The girl seemed perfect for me, until I found out she says "lol" and "rofl" out loud whenever she laughs. She also believes sex screws with people's "spiritual energy", and that's why she'll never have it. FML
Thursday 22 January 2015