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Today, I went to the doctor for a check up, having had a head injury a week ago and suffering some memory loss . Turns out, the medicine he gave me for mah head has memory loss as a side effect . He then said "I told you . Don't you remember?" After I said no he said "I figured." and giggled . FML

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71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28024) - you deserved it (2514)

On 12/04/2011 at 2:04am - health - by memoryloss (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was looking through some old family picture 4 a scrapbook I'm making. I found image of mah dad passed out in his underwear, mah great-grandpa having a drunken bath, an an unidentified moustachioed man sitting on the toilet, giving the photographer the finger. FML

#18371495
114 comments

Today, I caught mah mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple!! FML

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302 comments

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On 11/27/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, before mah girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

#18355284
239 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah entre family cummd over fir thanksgiving. It went pretty well, only four family members got in a fist fight and only one cop car was calld. FML

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71 comments

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On 11/24/2011 at 9:49pm - misc - by guy - United States

my gynecologist told me that the ecosystem in my vagina is unbalanced... and looool that I have to do some reconstruction. Uhmhat? big fat FML

#18324369
259 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 4:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I triad to taach mah dog tricks!! Somahow, I thought it would ba aasiar if I physically showad mah dog how to roll, so I rollad on tha floor in front of mah dog!! My sistar racordad ma an postad it on Facabook!! Now avaryona thinks I'm an idiot an mah dog still can't roll!! raal FML

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103 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 3:19am - animals - by bonertoolong - United States (Texas)

Today , I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working , so I put it between mah knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately , I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out , I was trying to pop the cat. FML

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155 comments

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On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, mah boyfriend went an bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 an renewed his WoW subscription . Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two . FML

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601 comments

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On 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, mah daughter-in-law taught mah 4-year-old grandson to burst into teres an yell, ( Am I good enough for you? ) whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML

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210 comments

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On 11/15/2011 at 10:16am - kids - by Margo (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was cleaning mouse remains from the kitchen floor, left by cat. I found a small round thing nereby. With no ideahat it was, I picked it up and gave it a little squeeze to see if it was solid. It wasn't, and burst with great force onto face. I'm pretty sure it was an eye. mega FML

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138 comments

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On 11/15/2011 at 9:38am - animals - by yuck - United Kingdom (Bolton)

Today I looool found pictures in mah boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of mah mouth while I'm sleeping. FML

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109 comments

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On 11/14/2011 at 12:09am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to yur pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML

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170 comments

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On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, mah young son wanted to rent some movie with talking animals in it for us to watch together . I couldn't say no, but talking animal movies freak me out big time, I either start to cry or feel nauseous . Especially ones with dogs . What is wrong with me? FML

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139 comments

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On 11/11/2011 at 10:37am - animals - by Pk45 (man) - United Kingdom (Swansea)

Today, I was working the graveyard shift as a security guard. I fell asleep in mah car doing paperwork around 2 am. When mah supervisor came to check on me, he pounded on mah window, wereing a "Scream" mask. I panicked and pepper sprayed him. Too bad mah window was closed. fat FML

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117 comments

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On 11/10/2011 at 6:40am - work - by copshop - United States (California)



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