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Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7170) - you deserved it (1348)

On 02/09/2012 at 10:17am - love - by Zoey (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I totaled my car, because I mistook the leaves blowing across the road for a child. I swerved and hit a tree. The home owner wants to sue for "harming his tree" and hospital wants to test my mental stability. FML

#18884103 (165)

I agree, your life sucks (6469) - you deserved it (1540)

On 01/22/2012 at 8:52pm - misc - by wrecked - United States

Today, a man crashed into my car. He then got out of his car, dug a toothbrush and toothpaste out of his bag, and tried to brush away the damage. FML

#18851761 (138)

I agree, your life sucks (8024) - you deserved it (542)

On 01/19/2012 at 7:17am - misc - by toothpaste (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was walking to the bus stop when someone slapped an innocent person in the face with a fish. I was that innocent person. FML

#18812835 (169)

I agree, your life sucks (9500) - you deserved it (886)

On 01/15/2012 at 5:24am - misc - by lolwtfbbq444 - Australia

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

#18811404 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (8608) - you deserved it (2084)

On 01/15/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I was watching TV with my boyfriend, when a World of Warcraft commercial came on. He turned to me and said, "Yeah, I'd choose the Horde over you any day." FML

#18798244 (150)

I agree, your life sucks (7058) - you deserved it (1069)

On 01/13/2012 at 6:56pm - love - by Sad.To.Be.Me. (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was cooking with super hot ghost peppers. The package said "After handling them not to touch your eyes, nose or pets". They should've added "penis" to that list. FML

#18729935 (373)

I agree, your life sucks (8691) - you deserved it (36397)

On 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML

#18716901 (220)

I agree, your life sucks (11235) - you deserved it (1342) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/05/2012 at 3:40pm - animals - by Fat_abott - France

Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML

#18716457 (210)

I agree, your life sucks (3791) - you deserved it (12540)

On 01/05/2012 at 2:35pm - love - by louise (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I was diagnosed with a clogged milk gland. I am not, nor have ever been, pregnant and therefore have also never breastfed. This condition is caused by my boyfriend's over-active urge to suck on my nipples. I'm in horrible pain, and he won't stop laughing. FML

#18698902 (206)

I agree, your life sucks (9962) - you deserved it (1896)

On 01/03/2012 at 6:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was at the park feeding nuts to some squirrels. One fell down my shirt and the next thing I know I'm being attacked by a squirrel that looked like it was on steroids. FML

#18660623 (138)

I agree, your life sucks (7071) - you deserved it (1570)

On 12/31/2011 at 2:24am - animals - by YOURMOM - United States (California)

Today, I was taking people's orders at the drive-thru. I was confused as to why people were screaming their orders at me, until one of my managers handed me a paper that he'd found taped to the menu, saying "speak loudly speaker isn't working properly." Punkd. FML

#18649632 (47)

I agree, your life sucks (6927) - you deserved it (706)

On 12/30/2011 at 12:38am - work - by Ashton Sprunger - United States

Today, my husband changed the voice on my car's GPS to Mr T's. I don't know how to change it back. I've been saying, "I pity the fool" over and over again ever since. FML

#18510240 (150)

I agree, your life sucks (14121) - you deserved it (3402)

On 12/14/2011 at 9:06am - misc - by annoyed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML

#18467751 (207)

I agree, your life sucks (12120) - you deserved it (1216)

On 12/09/2011 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Aly (woman) - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend about how a few years ago I had cancer, and how I underwent radiation therapy. His response? "Did you glow in the dark?" FML

#18466406 (143)

I agree, your life sucks (9428) - you deserved it (1002)

On 12/09/2011 at 2:41am - health - by GlowInTheDark (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)