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charliechicken
  • Town/Country : Port Perry, Canada
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 March 1998 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 137
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About charliechicken : I'm not actually a chicken.

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Today, I was watching Free Willy with my boyfriend. It was at the part where the boy leaned into the water to give Willy a hug. I asked, "How do you even hug a whale?" My boyfriend rolled over and gave me a hug, and said, "Like this." FML

#7165792
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34140) - you deserved it (12367)

On 01/05/2010 at 5:03pm - love - by leigh2812 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I picked the treadmill next to an old man so I could feel better about myself. He ran faster and longer than I did. FML

#7164815
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5247) - you deserved it (22031)

On 01/05/2010 at 3:16pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I met my cousin after two years. She got really tall and skinny, like a model. I joked saying, "You've grown and gotten slim, and I've stayed the same and have gotten fat." I expected some sort of disagreement. Instead, she looked me up and down, frowned, and gave me a long, sympathetic hug. FML

#2736188
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18624) - you deserved it (42269)

On 06/09/2009 at 4:39am - health - by fatty (woman) - Germany (Hessen)

Today, it's my birthday. I have gotten three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office singing me a happy birthday. FML

#1930337
391 comments

I agree, your life sucks (333119) - you deserved it (16480)

On 05/14/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML

#1763886
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54344) - you deserved it (2959)

On 05/08/2009 at 11:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML

#1413224
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52516) - you deserved it (4797)

On 04/28/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was working as a swim instructor for kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water, I put my face in the water and blew bubbles. I asked them to try it. All of them did, except for one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said to me, "but I just peed in that water." FML

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96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79073) - you deserved it (7747)

On 04/14/2009 at 4:51am - kids - by poolboy (man) - United States (Nevada)



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