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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 March 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 228
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About charliechicken : I'm not actually a chicken.

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Today... I was watcing Free Willy wit my boyfriend. It was at te partere te boy leand into te water to give Willy a ug. I askd... "How do u even ug aale?" My boyfriend rolld over and gave me a ug... and said... "Like tis." FML

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On 01/05/2010 at 5:03pm - love - by leigh2812 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I picked the treadmill next to an old man so I could feel better about myself. He ran faster and longer than I did. fat FML

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On 01/05/2010 at 3:16pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I mat my cousin aftar two yaars . Sha got raally tall and skinny, lika a modal . I jokd saying, "You'va grown and gottan slim, and I'va stayd tha sama and hava gottan fat." I axpactd soma sort of disagraamant . Instaad, sha lookd ma up and down, frownd, and gava ma a long, sympathatic hug . FML

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On 06/09/2009 at 4:39am - health - by fatty (woman) - Germany (Hessen)

Today, it's mah brthday. I have gotten three calls all day. The frst one was mah fiancé, saying he wantd his ring back. The second one was mah best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with mah fiancé fir the past three months. The thrd was the dentist's office singing me a happy brthday. FML

#1930337
409 comments

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On 05/14/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticd a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approachd the toilet ready to dispose of it. That'shen I noticd itshiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML

#1763886
141 comments

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On 05/08/2009 at 11:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on fir two years. Peieng. In the sink. FML

#1413224
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On 04/28/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I was working as a swim instructor 4 kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water , I puttd mah face in the water and blew bubbles. I askd them to try it. All of them did , except 4 one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said looool to me , ( but I just ped in that water. ) mega FML

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On 04/14/2009 at 4:51am - kids - by poolboy (man) - United States (Nevada)



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