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by poopsthegame / 12/03/2012 at 2:36am / United States (Hawaii) / Transportation
Today, wanting to be on time for my first job interview, I woke up at the crack of dawn and walked almost an hour through a thunderstorm. When I arrived, I was told that the manager wasn't in today, because of the bad weather. FML
by Anonymous / 08/28/2012 at 12:56pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/31/2012 at 11:10am / United States / Intimacy
by pmek / 03/26/2012 at 5:11am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by Teenagegirl / 03/26/2012 at 12:11am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
Today, my family started their own version of the Hunger Games. With farts as their ammo, they've been tackling and gassing everyone until their victim "dies" by surrendering. My house is a flatulent war zone, and I fear waking up blind. FML
by district12 / 02/18/2012 at 5:22pm / United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire) / Health
by annoying / 01/09/2012 at 8:30pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML
by John / 07/20/2011 at 12:38pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML
by tb351 / 05/28/2011 at 7:37pm / United States / Kids
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 5:50pm / France / Love
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 1:24am / France / Love
by Anonymous / 01/01/2011 at 8:30am / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I visited my vacation cabin. I've been planning to sell it, and it was in perfect condition when I last visited about 6 months ago. I walked in the door to find the floor covered in muddy pawprints and bloody remainders of meals. It appears some bears moved in during my absence. FML
by screwthewilderness / 10/04/2010 at 2:46am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was driving through my neighborhood when I heard a siren. I looked into my rear view mirror and saw a motorcycle, so I pulled over. The motorcycle drove by, and it turned out to be an old lady with a leather jacket. The siren was in a song on the radio. FML
by joshualover / 09/22/2010 at 10:29pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…
- Today, a young woman on the subway asked me to hold her pocket mirror open in front of her. I asked… Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish…