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Today, I was freshening up my makeup in the car before a date. An old lady walked by and said through my open window, "Don't bother. There's no helping you, honey." FML
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On 03/25/2013 at 2:36pm - love - by f-ugly - United States
Today, I have to take a midterm, which is worth a large part of my grade. All our teacher has taught us so far is how to roast s'mores over a Bunsen burner, and how to make gummy bears explode. Our test is on kinetics. FML
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On 01/21/2013 at 4:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I walked into the bathroom only to see my boyfriend sitting on the floor eating ice cream, crying. I'd say I was shocked, but this isn't the first time it's happened. FML
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On 01/14/2013 at 3:24am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Montana)
Today, my dad made a voodoo doll out of a melon. This seems to happen a lot. FML
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Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML
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On 01/07/2013 at 11:16pm - misc - by legitweirdo - United States (New York)
Today, while at work, a Beatles song came on the radio. I jokingly said, "These guys are pretty good, are they new?" Everyone thought I was being serious, and now they're convinced I'm an idiot. FML
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On 01/07/2013 at 7:58pm - misc - by EffUrEll - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was on a plane and realized that the woman next to me was hiding a hedgehog in a plastic container. I'm severely afraid of hedgehogs but not wanting to give the woman up and get her in trouble, I tried to stay quiet. Which led to me to quietly hyperventilate and pass out on the plane. FML
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On 01/07/2013 at 5:21am - health - by scaredofhedges (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I visited my grandparents' house. While getting a drink from the fridge, I noticed the Christmas card my family sent them had my face scratched out. When I confronted them about it, they said it was the cat. They don't have a cat. FML
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On 01/06/2013 at 7:50pm - misc - by HatedGrandson - United States
Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball. I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight. I'm still trying to figure out what happened. FML
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On 12/17/2012 at 2:38pm - health - by wtf - United States
Today, I walked out of my apartment to see that someone had climbed onto the hood of my car and taken a shit on my windshield. I only moved in a couple of weeks ago. FML
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On 12/03/2012 at 2:36am - misc - by poopsthegame - United States (Hawaii)
Today, drunk at a party, I leaned through a window to throw up. I was outside. FML
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On 11/28/2012 at 1:20am - health - by kise - Sent from mobile version
Today, wanting to be on time for my first job interview, I woke up at the crack of dawn and walked almost an hour through a thunderstorm. When I arrived, I was told that the manager wasn't in today, because of the bad weather. FML
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On 08/28/2012 at 12:56pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML
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On 03/31/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML
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On 03/26/2012 at 5:11am - intimacy - by pmek - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my mother told me it's okay to be a prostitute, as long as I make sure the clients pay a lot. FML
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On 03/26/2012 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Teenagegirl (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Monday 20 May 2013
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