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charbonneau435
  • Town/Country : Dallas, US
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 July 1995 (18 years)
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Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML

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167 comments

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On 10/11/2011 at 4:05pm - health - by top dog! - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pounds father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML

#17602503
125 comments

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On 08/28/2011 at 4:27am - misc - by CooBerry3851 - United States (Washington)

Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML

#17598415
98 comments

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On 08/27/2011 at 8:38pm - money - by KayDayParade - United States

Today, I took a dump without checking for toilet paper. I then called my step dad, who said "use the stuff in the garbage." FML

#17597789
68 comments

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On 08/27/2011 at 7:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to a bar with some friends when my wife texted me asking where I was. Not wanting her to know I was at a bar, I told her I was still at work. She was sitting in the booth behind me. FML

#17594828
147 comments

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On 08/27/2011 at 12:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I got suspended for bringing a "hazardous weapon" to school. They were earrings. FML

#17584476
191 comments

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On 08/26/2011 at 8:03am - misc - by christine brown - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML

#17575215
123 comments

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On 08/25/2011 at 2:49am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my aunt and uncle stole $584 from me, since I'm moving out. Their reasoning? I stole things. When I asked what I'd stolen, my aunt looked me straight in the eye and said "Milk Duds." FML

#17566014
136 comments

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On 08/24/2011 at 4:03am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML

#17457165
174 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 2:51am - kids - by brittbrat4 - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML

#17457057
272 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 2:37am - love - by bTOhno - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I went into a crowded store and tried out a blazer. I was thinking to myself how hot I looked in it when the manager tapped me on the shoulder and politely said, "Excuse me sir, that's a ladies' blazer." FML

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122 comments

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On 08/05/2011 at 1:45am - misc - by Fred - Japan

Today, I went bowling with my parents. This cute guy works there and he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17. FML

#17351481
157 comments

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On 08/03/2011 at 2:01am - love - by Michelle - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML

#17349963
375 comments

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On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today, I quit smoking. It seems that when you don't smoke for almost 24 hours, your sense of smell comes back. I then noticed how disgusting my apartment smells. Great. FML

#17349530
169 comments

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On 08/02/2011 at 11:33pm - misc - by Username - United States (California)

Today, a friend from work threw a party. We each had to dress up as a deceased celebrity. I thought it'd be a perfect time to dress up as Marilyn Monroe. When I arrived to the party, my boss said, "But... Rosie O'Donnell isn't dead." FML

#17347220
94 comments

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On 08/02/2011 at 7:46pm - work - by theonlychildd1 (woman) - United States (California)



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