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  • Town/Country : brownsville, Texas , united states
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 February 1994 (20 years)
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About chapachristina4 : im a really awesome person, im random as shizz XD i love to have friends so if you wanna hit me up then hit me up ;D lol
i wanna be a personal trainer, the gym is my life and without it it would be nothing. one of my major goals in life is to lead people to live a healthier lifestyle :)

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Today, when putting something away on a high shelf, something small and black fell down my cleavage. I thought nothing of it and finished the task at hand. When I pulled out the neck of my shirt later to find it and looked down, glaring up at me from my boobs was a large, disgruntled spider. FML


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