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by anon / 11/09/2016 at 3:54pm / United States (Maryland) / Health
by mycountryisdumb / 11/09/2016 at 1:54am / United States (Alaska) / Miscellaneous
by SnapeIsGood / 11/08/2016 at 4:44am / Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg) / Health
by jaymaag25 / 10/20/2016 at 2:28am / United States (Missouri) / Love
Today, I met the old couple I would be house-sitting for. As I was leaving the lady stuck her fist out towards me. After a seconds awkward pause I thought she wanted to fist-bump so stuck mine out and bumped. Turned out she was handing me the key. FML
by Krystl / 09/18/2016 at 12:35pm / Australia / Work
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashes into me from behind. I get out of my car and tell him that I'm going to call the cops. He then asks me if we can move to a corner because we're blocking the way, so then get back in to move. I look in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
by Anonymous / 08/31/2016 at 11:40pm / United States (California) / Transportation
by nullpointer / 08/03/2016 at 12:38am / United States (California) / Animals
by El Jeffe / 07/05/2016 at 1:54pm / United States (Utah) / Transportation
Today, my friend invited me to go on vacation with her and friends, saying we would all share a suite. I booked my flight. The trip is almost here and she now tells me there is no room for me and I have to get my own room. This is the second time she has done this. FML
by star71075 / 06/29/2016 at 12:17am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, while working as a highway patrol officer, I pulled over my girlfriend for speeding and was required by law to ticket her. Another officer was with me, so I couldn't not ticket her without being reported. We share a joint account, so I basically ticketed myself. FML
by Anonymous / 06/28/2016 at 10:17pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by Anonymous / 06/07/2016 at 10:09pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by slim_breezy / 06/04/2016 at 3:41am / United States (California) / Kids
by Xandriajoy10 / 03/08/2016 at 6:56am / Australia / Animals
by bird problems / 03/07/2016 at 12:42pm / United States (Utah) / Animals
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…