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chanoscar
  • Town/Country : Pomona, California
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 April 1991 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 143
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, it was raining heavily so I wore my black poncho as I walked to work. On the way there I noticed an old and seemingly homeless man following me. I turned around to confront him. He picked up a stick and screamed "Expecto Patronum!" Apparently I look like a dementor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27278) - you deserved it (5311)

On 03/24/2013 at 8:23pm - misc - by Anna L. - United States (Texas)

Today, I moved back to my home town. My best friend and I had arranged to rent a house together that we both liked. I finished my last day at work and made the three-hour drive, only for her to break down and tell me that she isn't "ready" to move out of her parents' basement. She's 25. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26518) - you deserved it (1687)

On 03/12/2013 at 2:35pm - misc - by Hopelesshomeless (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I'm too sunburned to masturbate. Now I have nothing to do. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18969) - you deserved it (60900)

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