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by toe / 02/02/2015 at 10:14pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Health
by bruhandbutercup / 02/02/2015 at 7:08pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
by StantheMan93 / 02/02/2015 at 6:59pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, I thought I would treat myself to a shave and a haircut at a proper barber, instead of just a haircut at Supercuts. After many "Oops", "Sorry", even an "Oh dear", I left with no hair cut, and blood streaming from multiple slices in my face from the shave. I think one might need stitches. FML
by Anonymous / 02/02/2015 at 12:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got out of the shower and walked into my living room to see my sis' and her boyfriend sitting very closely on our family's fairly large couch. I laughed and said, "Look at the happy couple." Then her now ex-boyfriend burst into tears. Turns out they'd just broken up. FML
by Anonymous / 01/28/2015 at 7:59pm / United States (Mississippi) / Love
by amyhyett / 01/28/2015 at 6:18pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Work
by lolcat97 / 01/28/2015 at 5:35pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Orgasmataz / 01/25/2015 at 5:10pm / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Intimacy
by fartje / 01/25/2015 at 1:21pm / Netherlands / Work
Today, I bought an electric toothbrush because they're supposed to be a lot healthier than regular ones. My crazy religious mom immediately called me a whore and said she knew what I really wanted to use it for. So that's $80 in the trash. FML
by Anonymous / 01/25/2015 at 2:01am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML
by confused / 01/24/2015 at 10:26pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/24/2015 at 4:40pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/24/2015 at 3:26pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Love
Today, I realized my job working with food is getting to me. While having sex with my boyfriend, I fell asleep. He asked me what I was doing, and apparently I sleep-talked, saying "I'm chopping lettuce". FML
by xoragebaby / 01/23/2015 at 8:29pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/23/2015 at 8:17pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice… 2Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML 3Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on…
- Today, I had a wet dream about a classmate. Now whenever I see her I get a raging erection. I have… Today, after waiting weeks to hear back from his insurance agency, I got a call telling me that the… Today, I stuck my hands in my pocket to get my phone during math class. The teacher then announced…