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About chance_is_alone : I'm somewhat socially awkward. I hate most people. I don't care about what people think of me. I hate when people touch my face. I'm not the most handsome guy, but I try my best to make up for that. I can be a nice guy once you get to know me. Soo There's a lot more about me. Want to find more, then kik me at: ckdg_snafu_69
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Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML
Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they called back and I told her that she had the wrong number. She said she just hit redial and didn't understand how she got me again. I tried to explain how redial works. She called me a moron and hung up. Then my phone rang again. FML
Monday 1 September 2014