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  • Number of visits : 432
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About chamyh : - My name is chamy (Pronounced- chay-me)
- i train race horses, as an assistant trainer, for now.
- I play every sport, track being my favorite.
- I am best at basketball.
-my favorite word is beast xD idk?
-I'm not out to impress any one. That means you too ;)
-I tend to jump to conclusions, but can be reasoned with.
-Either you like me or you don't. I couldn't care less if don't.
-My favorite song is probably SleepWalker.
-I'm not that big on grammar, but dnt typ like ths. It drives me insane.
-I can be a major bitch, without warning, but you probably deserve it if i am one to you ;)
-I'm not offended by rude comments. It's the internet, grow up. :)
-Questions? Message me. :)

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chamyh's favorite FMLs

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

#9110965
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40800) - you deserved it (8437)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was about to propose. I got on my knee in front of my girlfriend and opened the box. My friend thought it would be funny to replace the ring with a condom. FML

#6842155
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44181) - you deserved it (4013)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:14am - love - by Catholicguy (man) - United States (California)

Today, my grandma went to get birthday gifts for my twin sister and me. She returned with 2 shirts that read "I see you've met the twins" in big letters across the chest. She gave them to us and said, "Isn't this cute? 'cause you're twins!" I then had to explain to her what the shirt was actually referring to. FML

#4530948
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45778) - you deserved it (3661)

On 08/14/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by twingirl (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML

#123
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46555) - you deserved it (16243)

On 10/28/2008 at 11:57am - intimacy - by HappyGirl - France (Centre)



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