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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 293
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About champjb : Hey im jay. Just an arkansan boy with a phone. Ikr. Its dangerous. Champjb25 on youtube

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Today, I was wanking and starting thinking about why the Simpsons are yellow, and how that came to be. I haven't been laid in 4 years and my ADD is so crippling that I can't jack off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29597) - you deserved it (5601)

On 12/21/2011 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I grabbed some lotion to have a good old wank. However, I'd got it a bit wrong in my rush to spurt my man-mush into an old gym sock, and had picked up some concentrated bronzer. I now have neon-orange hands and genitals. FML

#18556841
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8913) - you deserved it (44766)

On 12/19/2011 at 9:29pm - intimacy - by Colton (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I came to the conclusion that my dad must have had a psychotic break, because when I came home, he was wearing sunglasses indoors, and blasted out Skrillex music all through the evening. The sound of diarrhea pouring into a gutter would make for better music than this. FML

#18547021
476 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18847) - you deserved it (15892)

On 12/18/2011 at 6:48pm - misc - by fmT719 - United Kingdom (Essex)



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