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chambers3006
  • Town/Country : spokane, WA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 October 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 817
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About chambers3006 : i love the outdoors, hunting and working on cars
lookin to get out and have fun
IM me at littlebigshot90@yahoo.com but its through msn
so ya anyone wants to talk ill be waiting

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Today, my friend told the cute waiter it was my birthday. He brought out a dessert with a candle and put a huge sombrero on my head. Everyone at the restaurant started singing me happy birthday. I got embarrassed and put my head down. My sombrero caught on fire. FML

#683803 (114)

I agree, your life sucks (54997) - you deserved it (18329)

On 03/29/2009 at 5:08pm - misc - by Hotsauce887 (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML

#618909 (383)

I agree, your life sucks (140169) - you deserved it (19179)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML

#488683 (57)

I agree, your life sucks (11654) - you deserved it (50269)

On 03/20/2009 at 1:11pm - work - by mikej1985 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML

#487128 (137)

I agree, your life sucks (74152) - you deserved it (6500)

On 03/20/2009 at 11:08am - animals - by frame (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I woke up, completely naked, in bed with a guy I met the night before. We were both drunk the night before and I had agreed to go home with him. The reason I woke up was that someone was knocking on his bedroom door. Turns out he lives with his mom and she made us pancakes. FML

#429248 (288)

I agree, your life sucks (26275) - you deserved it (67721)

On 03/17/2009 at 11:15pm - intimacy - by Nikki (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML

#278783 (315)

I agree, your life sucks (44530) - you deserved it (79657)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)



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