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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 July 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5676
  • Number of comments : 878
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About challan : Like the song says, "I feel no shame, I'm proud of where I came from, I was born and raised in the boondocks!" I'm extremely athletic, outgoing, spontaneous, down to earth and a little crazy. Life is for trying new things, so I try everything at least once. I love to travel, I love music, I'm a foodie and I'm aDORKable! Know and love every star wars and star trek movie, and love marvel. I love the outdoors and spend as much time as I can in a kayak or just fishing. When life gives you lemons, pass the tequilla. I wish things were the way they are in my dreams.

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61400) - you deserved it (3579)

On 09/07/2013 at 12:08pm - love - by brycepetrillo - United States (Florida)

Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML


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On 06/13/2013 at 6:12pm - misc - by thatisfuckedup - United Kingdom

Today, I got so lonely I decided to make sock puppets and play with them. I played for four hours straight, only to be interrupted by a phone call. I didn't answer because my sock puppets were "on a date" and I didn't want to stop playing. FML


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On 02/02/2013 at 7:08am - misc - by ineedalife (woman) - Australia

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