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chaldochamp3
  • Town/Country : Michigan, United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 418
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About chaldochamp3 : Love basketball, football, hockey, and cars.

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Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away. Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto my knee. I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on my boner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27286) - you deserved it (16543)

On 10/28/2011 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27890) - you deserved it (3335)

On 08/14/2011 at 3:32pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, we found out why we were getting notes on our door telling us to "move out or else." As my mom works for the government and we have a direct-TV dish on our roof, our neighbor thinks we were sent to listen to his phone calls and read his mind. We were here before he was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27233) - you deserved it (2182)

On 07/17/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by SonOfaSpy (man) - United States



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