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chak0ne2
  • Town/Country : lowell , US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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About chak0ne2 : The names chakriya but call me check, chuck, chuck-roast, chucka waddever floats your boat .
Texts, AIM, && sports.
Myspace.com/bballgirlxx31..you'll see how I look like there 'till I accept you of course .
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Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with my boyfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65137) - you deserved it (6231)

On 07/01/2009 at 3:33pm - intimacy - by wildthing (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (93882) - you deserved it (5210)

On 07/01/2009 at 2:33am - misc - by kewlio45 - United States (Connecticut)



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