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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 26 October 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 66
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, at Walmart, a woman kept screaming at her husband for the most ridiculous reasons. My friend snickered that she must be on her period, prompting her to whirl around, storm over, and slap the hell out of me, thinking I was the one who said it. FML

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