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  • Birth Date : Friday 12 February 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 524
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About cest_moi_baybee : ciao, I'm Maddi. I'm 18. Big believer in karma, divine intervention and things happening for a reason. Oh, and James Bond.

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Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

#17338945
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51147) - you deserved it (9836)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my dad confessed that the only reason I'm alive today is because he couldn't afford to pay for an abortion. He couldn't afford it because he'd splashed out on brand new furniture at IKEA shortly before discovering my mom was pregnant. FML

#17333987
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34533) - you deserved it (2501)

On 08/01/2011 at 5:20pm - misc - by Savannah - United States (Alaska)

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

#17213168
370 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10390) - you deserved it (94195)

On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

#17194109
355 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48116) - you deserved it (7813)

On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, I was propositioned by an incredibly pretty girl. I'm a 24 year old virgin; she's my best mate's girlfriend. She tells him everything when drunk, and he's a black-belt in karate. This could officially be classified as torture. FML

#17012885
179 comments

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On 07/07/2011 at 10:40am - love - by Junktown (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML

#16998038
389 comments

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On 07/06/2011 at 7:26am - intimacy - by devilboy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I looked out my window to see the sunset, but instead I see my neighbor dancing with strobe lights on and music blasting. He was by himself and had absolutely nothing on. FML

#16978964
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28794) - you deserved it (3805)

On 07/04/2011 at 10:38pm - intimacy - by danam - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was having a driving lesson. I ended up driving so badly that my instructor asked me to stop the car. Not so he could explain my mistakes to me, but so he could get out and vomit. FML

#16951238
106 comments

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On 07/02/2011 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

#16943359
178 comments

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On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while making love, he farted. And blamed it on his dog, who wasn't even in the room. The smell alone could have killed me. FML

#16905122
173 comments

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On 06/29/2011 at 1:13am - intimacy - by crazy_bitch122 - United States (California)

Today, I woke up with bowel problems which have been causing me to violently pass wind every couple of minutes. I have to spend the next two hours sitting an exam in dead silence. FML

#16607175
94 comments

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On 06/11/2011 at 4:48am - health - by pleasestop (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

#1604682
312 comments

I agree, your life sucks (269814) - you deserved it (17575)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

#1604682
312 comments

I agree, your life sucks (269814) - you deserved it (17575)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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