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by Anonymous / 10/02/2012 at 9:55pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I walked in to my apartment to see my husband sitting there with his toes painted pink. When I asked him why, he said, "I wanted to feel pretty." This is the man who is about to be the father of my child. FML
by cmc9540 / 09/26/2012 at 10:14pm / United States (New York) / Love
by rubberduckie94 / 04/06/2012 at 9:17am / United States / Animals
by atsukobo / 03/10/2012 at 1:04am / United States / Love
Today, my therapist told me to write down my secrets in an envelope and symbolically burn them. My secrets included stories of my rampant sex life, drug use, a suicide attempt, and the overpowering hatred I have for my family. I've managed to misplace the envelope somewhere back home. FML
by Elle / 02/23/2011 at 4:07pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by ThatTrafficCone / 10/04/2009 at 1:48am / United States (Oregon) / Transportation
Today, I was walking through the mall with my boyfriend of a year and a half. There was sign outside of the jewelry store that said, "Engagement Rings-No interest for 12 months." I said, "Look, baby! No interest." He replied, "That's right...NO INTEREST." FML
by Ma.Sa.La. / 02/27/2009 at 10:18am / United States (Maryland) / Love
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