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Today, I woke up with a vague memory of buying something last night while drunk. According to my credit card summary I made a $270 purchase from a home shopping channel. I guess in 5-7 days I'll find out what it was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7075) - you deserved it (17859)

On 11/04/2012 at 11:37am - money - by fnfantastic - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was watching TV with my mom, when a plumbing ad came on. A hot guy showed up on-screen and said "I'm here to snake your drain." My mom immediately piped up with, "Oh, I'd let him snake my drain any day." Thanks for that imagery, mom. FML

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On 10/04/2012 at 7:24pm - misc - by disgusted (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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