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Today, while I was driving home, some jackas in an open-top sport car overtook us an flippd me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife looool rolld down her window, pulld out her tampon, an launchd it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrifid: me or him. FML

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On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

TODAY, IF YOU LIVE IN CALIFORNIA, YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN A CRAZY DRUNK GUY NAKED IN FRONT OF A MCDONALD'S, WAVING AT EVERYONE!! YEAH, THAT WAS PROBABLY ME!! FML

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On 05/13/2012 at 6:30pm - misc - by smh (man) - United States (California)

Today,hile sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a chocolate bar and looked around to make sure no one saw me cheating on my diet!!  A police car pulled up, I panicked, stepped on the gas, and ran the light. FML

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On 05/12/2012 at 12:27am - misc - by Snickers (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was eading to te batroomen I clearly saw a little boy walking into ma bedroom. My wife an I live alone, an I screamed at te top of ma lungs, tinking e was a gost. Turns out ma wife collected im from scool fir a friend, an I just didn't ear tem arrive. FML

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On 05/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by rongo12 (man) -

Today, I was eading to te batroomen I clearly saw a little boy walking into ma bedroom. My wife an I live alone, an I screamed at te top of ma lungs, tinking e was a gost. Turns out ma wife collected im from scool fir a friend, an I just didn't ear tem arrive. FML

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On 05/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by rongo12 (man) -

Today, I took te bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway tere, se fell asleep, er ead on ma soulder. I gently tried to wake er up before ma stop. Se wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. fat FML

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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Yesterday , I bit mah boyfriend's neck . I felt something squirt into mah mouth . Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck . Into mah mouth . big fat FML

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On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

at tha dantist... I was gatting my taath claanad. Looking up at his nosa... I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I triad to slowly mova away. Ha told ma ( Stop! ) Tha movamant of his lips causad tha snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

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On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)



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