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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 551
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About cdgrayson : Just another loser... I read a lot and do meaningless things the rest of the time...

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cdgrayson's favorite FMLs

Today, I got screamed at to the point of tears by a Starbucks employee for "giving an obviously fake name" to confuse one of the employees. I told her my real name. My name is Ian. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33156) - you deserved it (2612)

On 05/04/2015 at 12:28pm - misc - by to_complicated_4_u - United States (New York)

Today, in the middle of a Spanish oral exam, I start to panic. My teacher suggests I say whatever pops into my head. I blurt out, "Heeey Macarena!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (42546) - you deserved it (8602) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2014 at 12:33am - work - by LeChameauTrisomique - France (Centre)

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