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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 April 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 701
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About cdawg69 : M-O-O-N.. That spells Tom Cullen.. Laws yes!

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Today, just to win a bet against my mum that he could make me scream like a bitch, my dad faked his own suicide. He went the whole mile: fake blood everywhere, fake gun, yelling "Goodbye!" and playing a loud gunshot sound effect from his PC, everything. My dad won; my underwear lost. FML


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On 01/18/2015 at 4:58pm - misc - by pissed out pants (man) - United Kingdom

Today, while taking out the trash, I swung the bag back and forth, which caused it to slide across my leg. An opened aluminum can inside the bag ended up slicing through my calf, causing heavy bleeding. Baked beans sent me to the hospital. FML

Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML


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