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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 April 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 404
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About cdawg69 : Today..I reached 400 visits.. you're as cute as a kitten!

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Today, while taking out the trash, I swung the bag back and forth, which caused it to slide across my leg. An opened aluminum can inside the bag ended up slicing through my calf, causing heavy bleeding. Baked beans sent me to the hospital. FML

Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML

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