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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 May 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, while taking out the trash, I swung the bag back and forth, which caused it to slide across my leg. An opened aluminum can inside the bag ended up slicing through my calf, causing heavy bleeding. Baked beans sent me to the hospital. FML

Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML


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