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cdawg69
  • Town/Country : Boulder
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 May 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 106
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About cdawg69 : --Wake up in the morning feeling like P-diddy, grab my cell phone..wanna see something silly, read fml while scrubbin face and back.. cause when I leave for the day I ain't comin back

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Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML

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