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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 May 1989 (25 years)
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About cdawg69 : --Wake up in the morning feeling like P-diddy, grab my cell phone..wanna see something silly, read fml while scrubbin face and back.. cause when I leave for the day I ain't comin back

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Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML


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