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About cdawg69 : --Wake up in the morning feeling like P-diddy, grab my cell phone..wanna see something silly, read fml while scrubbin face and back.. cause when I leave for the day I ain't comin back
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Today, while taking out the trash, I swung the bag back and forth, which caused it to slide across my leg. An opened aluminum can inside the bag ended up slicing through my calf, causing heavy bleeding. Baked beans sent me to the hospital. FML
Monday 1 September 2014