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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 June 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of comments : 122
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML

#17785422
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28396) - you deserved it (8309)

On 09/20/2011 at 12:26am - love - by PookaKay02 - United States

Today, I gave my dad a brochure for anger management. His response? Throwing a chair out the window. FML

#17285530
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38571) - you deserved it (7269)

On 07/28/2011 at 11:25am - health - by 99520 - United States (Indiana)

Today, trying to make a good impression and be helpful, I volunteered to look after my manager's cat while she moves house. The cat hasn't stopped meowing since he got here this evening, it's now 4 am and I have work in the morning. FML

#17064042
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25909) - you deserved it (6533)

On 07/11/2011 at 6:53am - work - by leahneedssleep (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, a business man in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML

#17017856
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58070) - you deserved it (3412)

On 07/07/2011 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, a business man in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML

#17017856
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58070) - you deserved it (3412)

On 07/07/2011 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was having a nice dream in which a beautiful butterfly flew by me and got stuck in my hair, fluttering its wings against my neck. Then I woke up and realized the "butterfly" stuck in my hair was actually a giant wood roach. FML

#16632330
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43003) - you deserved it (3105)

On 06/12/2011 at 7:33pm - animals - by Jenievonteese (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML

#16258570
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36610) - you deserved it (21996)

On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

#16126004
255 comments

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

#16042131
478 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46218) - you deserved it (8030)

On 05/04/2011 at 7:51am - intimacy - by woah (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

#16042131
478 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46218) - you deserved it (8030)

On 05/04/2011 at 7:51am - intimacy - by woah (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I witnessed two women in a catfight, ripping clothes off each other. This would have been great if the two women weren't my mom and my grandma. FML

#15917525
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42991) - you deserved it (4411)

On 04/25/2011 at 9:07am - misc - by Danny -

Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML

#15712381
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47772) - you deserved it (4230)

On 04/09/2011 at 6:00pm - intimacy - by Jill - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

#15539670
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50596) - you deserved it (16408)

On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)

Today, I asked my friend what form of birth control she used the first time she had sex. She stared at me like I was from another planet and said, "You can't get pregnant the first time..." This moron is my best friend. FML

#15500038
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49269) - you deserved it (7638)

On 03/26/2011 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Thatslife (woman) - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, I overheard a little girl ask her mom if the round lady in purple was pretending to be a giant eggplant. I was the lady in purple. FML

#15264550
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30392) - you deserved it (9316)

On 03/10/2011 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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