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Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML

#19687154
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30714) - you deserved it (6942)

On 05/27/2012 at 3:19am - misc - by iPhonekid - United States (Texas)

Today, my wife and I were getting intimate for the first time in several months. Then we heard our son yelling from the other room needing my help. He needed me to scratch his foot because the cat was on his lap and he couldn't reach it. FML

#18930916
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27087) - you deserved it (3862)

On 01/28/2012 at 1:27am - kids - by footscratching - United States

Today, my dog surprised everyone by somehow managing to climb on the roof. I followed him up and spent the next hour trying to catch him. FML

#16597604
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24870) - you deserved it (3788)

On 06/10/2011 at 4:39pm - animals - by crazydog (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I made my young niece lunch. After she claimed to have eaten it all, she wanted to go out and play. I was putting my shoes on when I found part of the sandwich I made her stuffed in my shoe. FML

#15784060
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24291) - you deserved it (4430)

On 04/14/2011 at 1:35pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over. My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream "Help me officer, he has a knife!" FML

#15773415
141 comments

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On 04/13/2011 at 6:57pm - misc - by FrOsTy25 -

Today, I was rudely stopped in the park by a woman screaming at me for being a slut for having a baby so young. She got so worked up that she started swearing. Not only was I just babysitting for a friend, I am unable to get the toddler to stop swearing. FML

#14772330
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41322) - you deserved it (2729)

On 01/30/2011 at 9:46am - kids - by QuicksilverMaximoff (woman) - United Kingdom (St. Helens)

Today, I was feeling nauseous and my cat was comforting me. I breathed in through my nose, and my cat's fur caused me to sneeze. I sneezed so hard, I threw up out my nose. Nothing will get rid of the smell from within my nasal cavity. FML

#13934575
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28014) - you deserved it (3430)

On 11/22/2010 at 6:33am - health - by can't breathe - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I tried drinking "Smart Water" for the first time. I couldn't figure out how to open the bottle. FML

#12077733
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9910) - you deserved it (32818)

On 07/24/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by tstaeger (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, after threatening my son for weeks that if he didn't clean his room, I would, I went in, equipped with a garbage bag, ready to throw away everything I found, only to discover dozens of empty bottles, two partially empty pizza boxes, Taco Bell wrappers, and cockroaches. FML

#8824498
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19430) - you deserved it (14905)

On 03/04/2010 at 3:01pm - kids - by disguested (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, my 8 year old son decided to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well played son. FML

#6937557
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30750) - you deserved it (6920)

On 12/25/2009 at 11:15am - kids - by BathroomMuch (man) - United States (California)

Today, for the first time ever, while I was driving I ran over a squirrel. It was in front of three little girls at their lemonade stand. FML

#5141393
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35920) - you deserved it (5267)

On 09/09/2009 at 12:23am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML

#2140359
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16590) - you deserved it (58534)

On 05/21/2009 at 8:45am - kids - by whoopsiedoodle (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML

#2019418
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60855) - you deserved it (8818)

On 05/17/2009 at 4:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I ran for the train that was about to leave. I tried to hold the doors open with my leg and got stuck. The conductor just yelled out how unbelievable and ridiculous I was and waited 2 minutes to finally release me. Everyone was laughing at me. FML

#332673
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39934) - you deserved it (15504)

On 03/14/2009 at 11:56pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)



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