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ccsballazdre
  • Town/Country : Chattanooga, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 April 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 19906
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About ccsballazdre : I hate typing these things up, so i guess lazyness would be something to say about me. I've been told i'm pretty cool person, so yay for a positive

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Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43446) - you deserved it (360987)

On 03/26/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Tourist (man) - United States (California)

Today, I babysat a five year old girl. She ran up to me, threw her arms around my waist and said, "YUMMY! I'm going to eat you!" with her face in my crotch. I said sarcastically under my breath, "Finally, some action!" I turned around to find her dad staring at me, having heard. He's my cousin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13085) - you deserved it (65447)

On 02/28/2009 at 5:59am - kids - by tryena (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up!". FML

#56665 (528)

I agree, your life sucks (141676) - you deserved it (53026)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (342667) - you deserved it (22942)

On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)