This member hasn't filled in their description.
cchan034's FML badges
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
cchan034's favorite FMLs
Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML
by Anonymous / 09/12/2012 at 3:00am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to a theme park. The first ride I went on broke down just as my cart reached the highest point. I had a nice view of my loving family laughing at me while management failed to fix the rollercoaster. FML
by Anonymous / 09/07/2012 at 11:33am / Miscellaneous
by hustled / 08/23/2012 at 8:05pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by Sarah / 08/17/2012 at 3:45am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 06/14/2012 at 10:54am / China (Jiangsu) / Health
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
by KC / 04/25/2012 at 4:06pm / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Kids
by still hungry / 04/21/2012 at 9:04am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by oface13 / 04/16/2012 at 4:12am / United States / Intimacy
by beagle1 / 04/03/2012 at 11:10am / United States (Tennessee) / Work
Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML
by ouch / 02/29/2012 at 2:18pm / Italy (Emilia-Romagna) / Miscellaneous
Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML
by Anonymous / 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by lulu / 02/11/2012 at 5:19am / United States (Ohio) / Animals
Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
by Anonymous / 01/15/2012 at 1:24am / United States (California) / Love
Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML
by Cookie / 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm / South Africa / Miscellaneous
Today, while at the laundry mat, an old man kept putting extra quarters in my dryer. I didn't realize until a while later what he'd done, just so he could keep watching me bend over to see how much time was left. FML
by Anonymous / 12/06/2011 at 1:07pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, I have come to discover that I am on my period, have pink eye, and a headache. This would be… Today, I'm sitting in a meeting with HR all because my drawer was short and my personal account was… Today, due to an issue at work, 2000+ emails were sent to a dummy email account, not real people.…
- Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because… Today, it’s exam day in Sweden. Yesterday, I prepared three fountain pens and six cartridges. The…