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About cbward8512 : My name is Carlie
I blow out the candles June 17th(:
I love gold, pink and green

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.


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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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cbward8512's favorite FMLs

Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49424) - you deserved it (4263)

On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan that was EXACTLY like the one he makes when we have sex. So on a sexiness rating, I'm a pancake. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38922) - you deserved it (10275)

On 06/24/2011 at 6:45am - intimacy - by Eve (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I weighed myself for the first time in a while and confirmed that I have put on a few pounds. I was feeling a bit down about it. I went to work and on arriving a workmate I hadn't seen in a while gave me a hug. She said, 'I love hugging you, you're so nice and squishy.' FML


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On 05/26/2009 at 4:23am - health - by squishyboy (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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