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cbhoward1998
  • Town/Country : Usa
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 October 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 55
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (227578) - you deserved it (29247)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (128715) - you deserved it (19264)

On 03/12/2009 at 6:08pm - animals - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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