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About cbelanger : I'm Courtney and I am 22. I live in NY. I love funny things and so I feel like I'm in the right place :p
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
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Today, my neighbor's son siphoned the fuel out of my lawn mower and put it in his car. What he didn't realize is that the fuel mixture I use in my lawn mower would ruin his car engine. His dad says it's my fault and actually insists I should pay his pissant son's repair bill. FML
Today, I found my dog, who had been missing for over a month, at the local pound. Clearly it was my dog, she responded to her name and cried when she saw me. However, the woman there told me I could not simply take her, I had to follow through with all policies. I paid $250 to adopt my own dog. FML
Friday 5 February 2016