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by Anonymous / 02/18/2013 at 2:44am / Canada (Quebec) / Kids
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
by Anonymous / 10/28/2012 at 12:44pm / United States / Kids
by steve-o / 11/02/2011 at 1:06am / United States / Miscellaneous
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