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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 November 1985 (30 years)
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Today, I had to spend a few hours in a hospital with a toddler and a preschooler projecting vomit all over, because my husband thinks "expiration dates are for pussies." FML


I agree, your life sucks (39060) - you deserved it (4370)

On 02/18/2013 at 2:44am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML


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On 10/28/2012 at 12:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML


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On 11/02/2011 at 1:06am - misc - by steve-o - United States

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