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cazares101
  • Town/Country : Newhall, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 March 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 338
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, someone in my class wrote "Erase me if you can!" at the very top of the board, as I am always tormented about how short I am compared to everyone else. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't reach it. I'm the teacher. FML

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195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36843) - you deserved it (4363)

On 11/12/2010 at 1:23pm - misc - by Petitprof (man) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, I was shaving my left armpit when I cut myself badly. I wondered whether or not it would be safe to shave my right armpit, then reasoned that it couldn’t possibly happen twice. It did. FML

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111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10536) - you deserved it (16901)

On 10/21/2010 at 6:57am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, out of all the cars in the parking lot, mine got struck by lightning. FML

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157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30375) - you deserved it (2395)

On 10/14/2010 at 3:15am - misc - by A. - United States

Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slip. FML

#7135383
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3810) - you deserved it (20925)

On 01/03/2010 at 10:50pm - health - by fml (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got l disconnect notices for both my water and my electric. After looking over my budget, I realized that I can only pay for one until next month. FML

#7106186
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16414) - you deserved it (5185)

On 01/02/2010 at 3:27pm - money - by troubled - Sent from mobile version



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