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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 760
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About cawoods : Hey I'm me. That is all

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Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML

#1353969
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70917) - you deserved it (52750)

On 04/26/2009 at 12:45pm - misc - by Fykkhttdsetkkhvln - United States (Ohio)

Today, I drove past a firehouse that had volunteer firemen taking collections. I take out a $20 and start to roll the window down when I remember my window was broken. I ended up driving by, holding the $20 against the window, staring at the fireman. Now the fireman thinks I was taunting him. FML

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130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45945) - you deserved it (15232)

On 04/18/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was riding my bike and stopped at a street light. A little girl looked at me, then asked her mother, "Mommy, why does that girl have a ring through her nose?" Her mother then replied, "Because her parents don't love her." FML

#818828
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64536) - you deserved it (17699)

On 04/05/2009 at 3:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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506 comments

I agree, your life sucks (236437) - you deserved it (82023)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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