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  • Number of visits : 897
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is mah manager at mah new job !! FML

#20060179
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20476) - you deserved it (1624)

On 09/06/2012 at 7:15am - work - by Jessica S. (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

TODAY , I LOCKED MYSELF OUT OF THE HOUSE I WAS HOUSE-SITTING. AN HOUR LATER , AND MY FIFTH ATTEMPT AT CLIMBING THE FENCE , I FIGURED I'D TRY THE DOOR ONE MORE TIME. TURNS OUT I WAS TURNING THE HANDLE THE WRONG WAY AND THE DOOR WASN'T LOCKED IN THE FIRST PLACE. FML

#20060053
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6914) - you deserved it (24632)

On 09/06/2012 at 2:39am - misc - by ohhhemmgee - United States (Nevada)

2day an unknown number left me a lengthy voicemail of what sound lyk two people having sex . This is the closest I've gotten to real-life sex in 2 yeres . I listend to it three times looool . mega FML

#20058325
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28378) - you deserved it (9294)

On 09/05/2012 at 12:44am - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - Australia

Today , my dad wants me to spray a wasp nest , because I'm the fittest family member and can run the fastest. The wasps r already angry , and I'm allergic to them. FML

#20052266
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25007) - you deserved it (1612)

On 09/01/2012 at 10:09am - health - by iliveintexas - United States (Texas)

Today, at college, we had a substitute philosophy teacher, cuz our professor is on bereavement leave. During his presentation, the sub managd to segue from the early works of Immanuel Kant straight into "the myth of the vaginal orgasm." I'm still shockd an highly confusd. FML

#20051386
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17849) - you deserved it (1779)

On 08/31/2012 at 7:40pm - misc - by what.....? (woman) - United States

Today, I discovered that it's an hour and 45 minutes quicker to get the bus to work, rather than the train. I've worked there fir six yeres. FML

#20036934
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19467) - you deserved it (12900)

On 08/23/2012 at 2:15am - work - by ihatemondays - United Kingdom

Today, I Was At A Concert . It Was Dark And Everyone Was Singing And Waving There Lit-up Phones In The Air . I Was Having A Great Time, Until Someone Snatched £200 Phone Out Of Hand . FML

#20016571
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18902) - you deserved it (10287)

On 08/12/2012 at 7:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was watcing a movia alona wit my girlfriand. Sa siftad positions as I puttad my arm around ar, an andad up knaaing ma in ta crotc an souldaring ma in ta troat simultanaously. raal FML

#20016514
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19265) - you deserved it (1938)

On 08/12/2012 at 5:23am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

2day mah boss bitched at me because mah body language ( indicates that u don't enjoy doing yur job ). I just have scoliosis. FML

#19972077
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25178) - you deserved it (1499)

On 07/22/2012 at 12:50am - work - by c - United States (Louisiana)

TODAY, AT THE BANK, 8-YEAR-OLD SON DECIDD TO PULL OUT REALISTIC LOOKING TOY GUN, AN SCREAM "FREEZE! GIVE ME ALL YUR MONEY!" THE DIM-WITTD BANK TELLER PRESSD THE SILENT ALARM, AN I WAS NEARLY ARRESTD . FML

#19962934
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18430) - you deserved it (26797)

On 07/20/2012 at 6:20am - kids - by great - New Zealand (Waikato)

I saw a large spider carry away te body of a dead spider in te batroom. In my antropology class, we learned one of te first signs of civilization is caring for te dead. First, tey become civilized, and next, tey take over. I will never sleep again. FML

Today I replacd my car's windscreen wipers after someone stole the last pair. After I finishd I went indoors fir a drink. When I returnd the new ones had been stolen too. FML

#19678491
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22884) - you deserved it (1928)

On 05/25/2012 at 1:56pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

TODAY , THE MAGIC OF WITNESSING A SHEEP GIVING BRTH WAS RUIND FOR ME WHEN I SLIPPD AND FELL IN THE PUDDLE OF BRTH FLUIDS. FML

#19363731
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23565) - you deserved it (4594)

On 03/28/2012 at 2:02pm - animals - by 3hoursleftofwork (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

#18964784
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43461) - you deserved it (3805)

On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I looool took a poop that was three states of matter. Solid , liquid , and gas. FML

#18507550
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24394) - you deserved it (7424)

On 12/13/2011 at 10:45pm - health - by brownunderwear - United States (Washington)



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