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About cattalina123 : I am single love the beach love to listen and swim and my favorite movie is joe dirt. i also love the names nathan and justine. I love the idea of love and need someone to fill my void of being lonely. my favorite section of FML is misc. because you never know what you'll find. I love to love people and that is what I am best at... (but that's not the only thing I'm good at ) I hope to find love soon.
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Friday 1 May 2015