About cattalina123 : I am single love the beach love to listen and swim and my favorite movie is joe dirt. i also love the names nathan and justine. I love the idea of love and need someone to fill my void of being lonely. my favorite section of FML is misc. because you never know what you'll find. I love to love people and that is what I am best at... (but that's not the only thing I'm good at ) I hope to find love soon.
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Today, I awoke to banging at my door. It was my neighbor, accusing me of stealing her mail to spy on her, because apparently she thinks I must be some sort of secret agent. The cops don't believe me when I call, and she won't go away. FML
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On 07/13/2011 at 12:26pm - misc - by MIB (man) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML
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On 07/13/2011 at 10:48am - misc - by Evan Chong - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my best friend told me to face my fear of cows and hop over the fence in with them. This resulted in me being chased by a raging cow, and thrusting myself head first over a fence. FML
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On 07/12/2011 at 11:13pm - animals - by MooCow - United States (Montana)
Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML
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On 07/12/2011 at 1:09pm - misc - by couldntholdit (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
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On 07/12/2011 at 12:46pm - misc - by ManInPain (man) - United States
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
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On 07/12/2011 at 12:45pm - misc - by sm702 - United States (Colorado)
Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML
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On 07/12/2011 at 9:34am - misc - by Ghettogirl4life - United States (Arizona)
Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML
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On 07/12/2011 at 9:26am - misc - by turtle - United States (Illinois)
Today, I updated my facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML
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On 07/12/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by _Emilyy - United States (Illinois)
Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML
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On 06/26/2011 at 6:32am - kids - by Unsanitary (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)
Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML
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On 06/26/2011 at 6:32am - kids - by Unsanitary (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)
Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML
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On 06/26/2011 at 6:32am - kids - by Unsanitary (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)
Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML
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On 06/26/2011 at 6:32am - kids - by Unsanitary (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)
Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML
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On 06/26/2011 at 6:32am - kids - by Unsanitary (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)
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