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About catrav77 : FML.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my eight year old son cummd to me and said he thinks it's time he startd wearing bras . It turns out his older brother has been mind-fucking him 4 the past several months and has him convincd it's something all boys his age do . I can't convince him otherwise . FML
Today, mother said she calld our internet provider, and told them to cancel it. In rage, I left for a friends house for a couple of hours. When I got home, she told me she was joking, and wantd me out of the house so she could eat all the ice-cream. FML
yesterday after teaching mah 4 year old son about the concept of "Stranger Danger," we had gone to a park full of people. When I walked up to him to tell him we had to leave, he ran, screaming "Stranger! Don't touch me!" FML
Today, I went out on a date with an ex boyfriend that I hadn't seen since college. He took me to a bar, where he was oddly quiet, but drank heavily. When the bartender asked us if we were ok, he replied, "This is mah ex girlfriend. Can you believe she used to be skinny?" FML
looool Today , mah football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk , run to the other sideline , and scream , ( WELCOME TO SPARTA , BITCH! ) This would've been funny if he weren't also mah dad. FML
Friday 27 March 2015