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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 March 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 522
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my eight year old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mind-fucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

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On 08/06/2011 at 7:37pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

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195 comments

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On 06/05/2011 at 8:23am - love - by Loveless - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got my beautiful daughter ready to be a flower girl for the first time. A flower girl in the wedding of her father, my ex-husband, and the woman he cheated on me with. FML

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206 comments

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On 06/04/2011 at 7:27am - misc - by maribel - United States (California)

Today, my mother said she called our internet provider, and told them to cancel it. In rage, I left for a friends house for a couple of hours. When I got home, she told me she was joking, and wanted me out of the house so she could eat all the ice-cream. FML

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On 05/04/2011 at 5:11am - misc - by Derps (man) - Denmark (Midtjyllen)

Today, after teaching my 4 year old son about the concept of "Stranger Danger," we had gone to a park full of people. When I walked up to him to tell him we had to leave, he ran, screaming "Stranger! Don't touch me!" FML

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On 05/03/2011 at 1:01am - kids - by armywife980 -

Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML

Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML

#16017887
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On 05/02/2011 at 10:30am - work - by MathTeacher (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went out on a date with an ex boyfriend that I hadn't seen since college. He took me to a bar, where he was oddly quiet, but drank heavily. When the bartender asked us if we were ok, he replied, "This is my ex girlfriend. Can you believe she used to be skinny?" FML

#15985974
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On 04/30/2011 at 1:21am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my mom paid $40 for overnight shipping on delivery of paint for my Art major dropout sister, but insists on making me wait two weeks for my diabetes medication. FML

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198 comments

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On 04/29/2011 at 9:00pm - health - by thanksmom - United States (California)

Today, my football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk, run to the other sideline, and scream, "WELCOME TO SPARTA, BITCH!" This would've been funny if he weren't also my dad. FML

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On 04/28/2011 at 6:28am - misc - by spartanson -



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