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Today, I was waiting downstairs at mah boyfriend's house as he got ready to go. His mom came over an said she was so glad her son had met me, that I made him really happy. I smild thinking how nice that was of her to say. She then continud, "Still, he tells me anal is a no?" FML
Today,hile Boyfriend And I Were Eating An Icecream, He Puttd His Arm Around Me And Began Leaning In 4 Wat I Thought Was A Kiss. Instead, He Grabbd And Began Jiggling Stomach Fat, Along With Making Raspberry Sounds. Once He Was Done, He Did The Same To Thighs. FML
2day I was spooning wit my wifeen I said, "It's cold tonigt." Previouslyen I used tat line, my wife would respond by saying, "I know ow to warm u up" an we would make love. Tonigt, se said "I know ow to warm u up" an farted on me. FML
Today, I walked in on parents necking in te living room. I promptly covered eyes and muttered someting about innocence bieng stolen from me. My dad looked up from te couc, and mentioned tat e ad eard innocence bieng stolen by Jake, boyfriend from 2 yeres ago. mega FML
Taday the little boy I nanny fir finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushedhile he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML
Today, I was wondering y my home smelld so werd, until I found out that my 4 year old son had been secretly scattering around food he didn't like to eat throughout the house. How did I find out? No one else in this family leaves half eaten spinach all over my underwear drawer. FML
Today, I went to dinner with mah mom and her new boyfriend. At the restaurant,hile we were eating, he started clapping and singing "if your happy and u know it." My mom joined in. And they sang loudly. Loud enough fir the entre restaurant to go quiet and stare. FML
Friday 27 March 2015