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  • Birth Date : Monday 22 July 1991 (23 years)
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About caticaticati : My head is on straight and my heart is too big.

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Today, I was waiting downstairs at mah boyfriend's house as he got ready to go. His mom came over an said she was so glad her son had met me, that I made him really happy. I smild thinking how nice that was of her to say. She then continud, "Still, he tells me anal is a no?" FML

#8515469
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25861) - you deserved it (3277)

On 02/21/2010 at 12:16pm - intimacy - by charliesangel123 (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

TODAY, AS I WAS ABOUT TO LEAVE HOUSE IN BRAND NEW HEELS, I STEPPED ON A DEAD MOUSE. MY HEEL WENT THROUGH IT. FML

#8370926
157 comments

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On 02/17/2010 at 10:05am - misc - by juwkgo (woman) - United States (Florida)

I was aving a very realistic dream about a ot guy. Just as e was leaning in to ravis me I was rudely awakened by te sound of ma usband farting an snorting at te same time. FML

#8005552
165 comments

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On 02/08/2010 at 6:24am - love - by dreamteam (woman) - United States

Today,hile Boyfriend And I Were Eating An Icecream, He Puttd His Arm Around Me And Began Leaning In 4 Wat I Thought Was A Kiss. Instead, He Grabbd And Began Jiggling Stomach Fat, Along With Making Raspberry Sounds. Once He Was Done, He Did The Same To Thighs. FML

#7516271
109 comments

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On 01/23/2010 at 3:38am - love - by weirdlove (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

2day I was spooning wit my wifeen I said, "It's cold tonigt." Previouslyen I used tat line, my wife would respond by saying, "I know ow to warm u up" an we would make love. Tonigt, se said "I know ow to warm u up" an farted on me. FML

#7293990
124 comments

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On 01/12/2010 at 1:30am - intimacy - by cold-n-stinky (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was sent to the hospital fir bieng knockd out with a potato. FML

#7290118
143 comments

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On 01/11/2010 at 10:40pm - health - by brileyyyy - United States (Missouri)

Today, I walked in on parents necking in te living room. I promptly covered eyes and muttered someting about innocence bieng stolen from me. My dad looked up from te couc, and mentioned tat e ad eard innocence bieng stolen by Jake, boyfriend from 2 yeres ago. mega FML

#7287898
101 comments

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On 01/11/2010 at 9:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Taday the little boy I nanny fir finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushedhile he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML

#7278236
59 comments

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On 01/11/2010 at 1:08pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Yesterday, mah boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML

#7275628
194 comments

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On 01/11/2010 at 8:25am - love - by krisx3ftw (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I sneezed with so much forcehile I was driving that Ihacked mah head on the steeringheel an honked the horn. fat FML

#7268268
81 comments

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On 01/10/2010 at 10:37pm - misc - by Hayley (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today... some drunk dude broke into my househile my parents were out. Scared... I asked him wat he wanted... his response was "cookies." FML

#7264308
184 comments

TODAY, I FOUND OUT THAT LAST SUMMER WHILE MAH GIRLFRIEND WORKED ON A DISNEY CRUISE SHIP, SHE CHEATED ON ME WITH TARZAN. FML

#7261053
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33963) - you deserved it (2654)

On 01/10/2010 at 4:47pm - misc - by daragnan (man) - United States

Today, I realizedhy my bathroom has been smelling so bad. My 10-year-old son has been peieng on the radiator, thinking it's fun to watch it steam and sizzle. FML

#7257345
71 comments

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On 01/10/2010 at 12:17pm - kids - by Amber (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was wondering y my home smelld so werd, until I found out that my 4 year old son had been secretly scattering around food he didn't like to eat throughout the house. How did I find out? No one else in this family leaves half eaten spinach all over my underwear drawer. FML

#7254333
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23930) - you deserved it (3476)

On 01/10/2010 at 5:45am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went to dinner with mah mom and her new boyfriend. At the restaurant,hile we were eating, he started clapping and singing "if your happy and u know it." My mom joined in. And they sang loudly. Loud enough fir the entre restaurant to go quiet and stare. FML

#7247927
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27805) - you deserved it (2697)

On 01/09/2010 at 11:29pm - misc - by 1thapp3ns (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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