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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 January 1996 (20 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 231
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About cathyluvsbj13 : well....my name is Cathy and i am the supreme ruler of narnia.yeah thats right, i killed aslan! thats what he gets for being stupid. sooooo...lets talk about me....i hate stupidity,annoying people,pop music,preppy people, and just about everything. things i like:green day(hence the name cathyluvsbj, bj is short for billie joe, the lead singer)rise against(a not real well known punk band, check them out, theyre pretty good) reading, writing,music,shows like law&order(i love crime shows),emo guys(they are so hot!no matter what you think) winter,snow,skiing, etc etc.so thats basiclly me, so bye

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Today, I ran into the living room when I heard the smoke alarm going off. Turns out, my friend thought it was a good idea to melt a plastic cup on my floor heater. He also thought the best way to put it out was to urinate on it. My house smells like burnt pee. FML

by neednewfriends / 12/19/2009 at 6:21pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he says: "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML

by Not-so-sexy / 12/04/2009 at 7:48am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend and absent-mindedly began sucking on a marker. He jokingly told me it was sexy, so I continued while making obscene gestures and moans. Suddenly he began to look nervous. I turned around to see my dad looking at me, disgusted and confused. FML

by NotSoSexy / 11/25/2009 at 7:39pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I was walking my dogs. I had a doggy bag, and was holding it closed, then breathing in it, so it would blow up. My dogs 'went', so I picked it up and kept walking. As I was heading home, I absent-mindedly started blowing into the bag again. Everything ended up in my mouth and on my face. FML

by doggybag / 09/24/2009 at 1:17am / Canada (British Columbia) / Animals

Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger and squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML

by squirt / 07/05/2009 at 12:48pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger and squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML

by squirt / 07/05/2009 at 12:48pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

Today, I was waiting in the car while my mom went into a store to get beer. A few minutes later, some guy was knocking on my window telling me to open the door. I started cursing him out, thinking I was getting attacked. Turns out he worked there and was putting the beer in the car. FML

by Kerrilyn / 05/17/2009 at 10:39am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, as I was walking into CVS, two older men outside said to me "Young lady, please consider us on your way out." Thinking they were hitting on me, I rolled my eyes and said "Screw you." When I walked back outside, I realized they were asking for AIDS donations. FML

by anonymous / 04/11/2009 at 9:23am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous