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About catherine42 : There is no reason for you to want to know anything about me, so if you made it this far down the page, congrats on being a creeper. But, yes, that is an actual picture of me, and I have heard I look like Elessar.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was eating some left over Easter peanut MandMs at work, when I exclaimed "oh cool, they have E's on them for Easter". It took me a couple of minutes, but I eventually realized that I was looking at a regular MandM sideways. Definitely explains my coworkers' uncontrollable laughter. FML
Today, I received a card in the mail. It was from my vet's office. Written inside was "We send our sympathy during this trying time." I haven't been home in three days. I can't find my dog and my mother won't talk about it. My dog was 7. She hated that dog. FML