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About catherine42 : There is no reason for you to want to know anything about me, so if you made it this far down the page, congrats on being a creeper. But, yes, that is an actual picture of me, and I have heard I look like Elessar.

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Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML

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108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51861) - you deserved it (6863)

On 05/09/2009 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Troms)

Today, I was eating some left over Easter peanut MandMs at work, when I exclaimed "oh cool, they have E's on them for Easter". It took me a couple of minutes, but I eventually realized that I was looking at a regular MandM sideways. Definitely explains my coworkers' uncontrollable laughter. FML

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131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13470) - you deserved it (71267)

On 04/16/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by StewPit (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I received a card in the mail. It was from my vet's office. Written inside was "We send our sympathy during this trying time." I haven't been home in three days. I can't find my dog and my mother won't talk about it. My dog was 7. She hated that dog. FML

#216168
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65639) - you deserved it (2308)

On 03/05/2009 at 11:06am - animals - by nochance (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (801331) - you deserved it (83548)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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