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catherine012
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 July 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 12300
  • Number of comments : 735
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About catherine012 : Catherine.20.New York.

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Today, I found out my boyfriend has a chicken nugget fetish. He wants me to take a chicken nugget bath in a bikini. He seems to be dead serious. FML

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134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34673) - you deserved it (2576)

On 03/18/2013 at 2:10pm - intimacy - by chickenmcnuggetgirl (woman) - Ireland (Meath)

Today, I was cutting the grass when I saw a man staring at me from my neighbor's garage. This went on for 5 minutes until I finally yelled 'hello'. There was no response, and I was creeped out, so I called my neighbor. It was a life-sized Paul McCartney cutout. FML

#5073384
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I agree, your life sucks (8346) - you deserved it (23845)

On 09/06/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by cachow (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, "Accidents happen." She replied, "Yeah, like your birth." FML

#234028
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83425) - you deserved it (15548)

On 03/07/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Cody (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my parents gave me a shirt from Banana Republic for my birthday. It looked like one I had bought for myself a couple of days earlier but I thanked them and went to hang it in my closet. An empty hanger hung where I placed the shirt I had purchased. They gave me my shirt for my birthday. FML

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On 02/24/2009 at 9:20pm - misc - by Rich (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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