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catherine012's favorite FMLs

Today, I watched "Time of the Doctor" and I'm pretty sure my love of Doctor Who slithered out through my ear and shamefully lodged itself in the darkest corner of the room, crying. FML

#21005939
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31116) - you deserved it (7976)

On 12/26/2013 at 7:08am - love - by anon - Australia

Today, my 16-year-old son broke two of his fingers playing with Play-Doh. FML

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120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47246) - you deserved it (4796)

On 06/19/2013 at 12:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a chicken nugget fetish. He wants me to take a chicken nugget bath in a bikini. He seems to be dead serious. FML

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134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46627) - you deserved it (4775)

On 03/18/2013 at 2:10pm - intimacy - by chickenmcnuggetgirl (woman) - Ireland (Meath)

Today, I was cutting the grass when I saw a man staring at me from my neighbor's garage. This went on for 5 minutes until I finally yelled 'hello'. There was no response, and I was creeped out, so I called my neighbor. It was a life-sized Paul McCartney cutout. FML

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80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10974) - you deserved it (32402)

On 09/06/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by cachow (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, "Accidents happen." She replied, "Yeah, like your birth." FML

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159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (98820) - you deserved it (19641)

On 03/07/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Cody (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my parents gave me a shirt from Banana Republic for my birthday. It looked like one I had bought for myself a couple of days earlier but I thanked them and went to hang it in my closet. An empty hanger hung where I placed the shirt I had purchased. They gave me my shirt for my birthday. FML

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74 comments

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On 02/24/2009 at 9:20pm - misc - by Rich (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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