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catharsis5
  • Town/Country : Canoga park, USA
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 158
  • Number of comments : 125
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I found out that sex in the woods is amazing. I also found that the roar of a nearby bear will end the amazement. Not only was I cock blocked by a bear, I almost shit myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16957) - you deserved it (3946)

On 03/21/2012 at 11:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out the lights and got into bed. I'm 20 years old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18550) - you deserved it (14149)

On 10/05/2011 at 2:58pm - animals - by Beeisc00l - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML

#17839150 (205)

I agree, your life sucks (23847) - you deserved it (10087)

On 09/26/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by Yuuucky (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML

#17781243 (225)

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On 09/19/2011 at 4:16pm - misc - by Nicole - United States (California)

Today, it was my first day at school in the United States. Being from France, my French accent is really strong. After being made fun of all day, I met someone from Montreal. I was so excited and said, "Parlez-vous Français?" And his response? "HUH?!" FML

#17754164 (305)

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On 09/15/2011 at 9:42pm - misc - by Frenchgirl (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was at the book store when a book caught my eye: Overcoming Anxiety For Dummies. I wanted to look through the book but I was too nervous to pick it up, thinking everyone in the store would look at me. FML

#17698757 (115)

I agree, your life sucks (21508) - you deserved it (3697)

On 09/08/2011 at 8:01pm - health - by Mack - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep. He was also completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

#17628781 (239)

I agree, your life sucks (23033) - you deserved it (2046)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML

#17121994 (218)

I agree, your life sucks (19934) - you deserved it (3442)

On 07/15/2011 at 1:01pm - health - by beachbumb8538 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my daughter. She walked up to a boy at the swings, held her hand out, and said, "Hi I'm Vanessa, and someday you'll be working for me." FML

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On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228 (151)

I agree, your life sucks (40991) - you deserved it (5621)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML

#10532796 (250)

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On 05/14/2010 at 7:28pm - love - by Cheese4men - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my friends took my phone and changed all the contact's names to characters from Harry Potter. I have over a hundred contacts and no idea who I'm talking to. I've been texting Draco Malfoy for 4 hours now. FML

#5328359 (219)

I agree, your life sucks (13912) - you deserved it (2482)

On 09/18/2009 at 4:41am - misc - by MissMSE (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML

#19556 (271)

I agree, your life sucks (1147) - you deserved it (17289)

On 02/10/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by maxthndr (man) - United States



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