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by parentfail / 12/11/2010 at 9:44am / United Kingdom / Kids
by Single / 08/19/2010 at 1:26am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/16/2010 at 4:20pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, my brother's girlfriend and my girlfriend went out shopping. My brother's girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels and a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs and a vibrator. FML
by Mikey832 / 08/09/2010 at 9:24am / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Intimacy
by highlandgirl10 / 07/21/2010 at 4:31pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML
by betrayed / 07/19/2010 at 1:36pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
Today, I decided to try and seduce my boyfriend of 2 years. He was on his laptop, and while he was on it I took off my shirt and bra, and gave him a hug from behind. What I didn't know was that he was video chatting his father the whole time. FML
by Anonymous / 07/16/2010 at 12:19am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Funnymann / 01/22/2010 at 3:51pm / United States / Miscellaneous
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- Today, and since forever, my boyfriend talks in his sleep. Last night, he told me, “I like you very… Today, I’m in China for work. All my work is stored in my Google Drive, directly via the internet.… Today, I checked in at a hotel, got the keys and went up to my room. However, there seemed to be a…