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  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 August 1990 (24 years)
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About catastrophicsock : Reading FMLs makes me both laugh and feel better about the stuff in my life. Oh, and I hate when people tlk lyk dis.

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Today, I learned explosive diarrhea is real. I felt it coming and dashed into our supermarket. 10 feet in, liquid poo started spewing down my pants legs. 150 feet to go. I ran. It ran. They watched. After 15 minutes of cleaning, I slunk out. Now, I have to find a new market, maybe a new town. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38674) - you deserved it (2941)

On 11/24/2009 at 6:44am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)



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